A Marine Rushes Home To Greet his Wife, But Is Surprised When He Sees Her

“Welcome Back, Baby Daddy” the large sign said. Chris walked towards her and Natasha dropped the sign. For a minute it was quiet, too quiet. Maybe the moment didn’t even take so long but for Natasha it was nerve-wracking. Then Chris opened his mouth.

“Are you kidding me? Seriously?”, Chris said when he saw what appeared from behind the sign. Hidden behind the sign was a text written on Natasha’s shirt: “I am the present Dad left behind before he left”, it said. And under the shirt? Natasha’s big old baby belly.