I Forgot My Purse and Came Back, That’s When The Manager Asked Me To, “Watch this security video…”

Enough in her system to confirm ingestion within the window the police had already documented. Clare read the report twice. Then a third time. “That’s not possible,” she said aloud.

She forwarded it to the officer listed on her citation — the one who had processed her arrest — attaching a short message she rewrote three times before sending: I did not ever knowingly take this. Her hands were still shaking when the reply came. It wasn’t disbelief. Or concern. It was procedure.