A Retiree Was Sick of Cyclists Cutting Through His Yard—So He Designed the Perfect Trap

“I understand your frustration, Mr. Briggs. We’re working on a city-wide traffic plan, and this lane closure is part of a longer-term upgrade. Residents were notified of the detour.” Clarence stared at her. “Detour to where? They’re cutting through my garden.”

Heather offered a paper map. “It’ll just be for a few more weeks.” “But you said it’s part of a long-term plan,” Clarence said. “Which is it?” Heather shrugged. “Short-term pain for long-term gain, they like to say.” “There are growing pains with these things. We appreciate your patience.”