This Man Was Tired of Rude Tourists Trespassing—So He Decided To Get Creative

“You’re not wrong. But it’s not simple. Even with signs, even with proof—it’ll be a civil case. Civil means slow. Paperwork. Filing fees. Hearings. Best case, you get a court date in eight months. More likely a year.”

“I can’t wait a year,” Robert said quietly. “No. And even if you did, damages would be minor. Maybe a few hundred bucks. They’ll argue no malicious intent. Guests didn’t know better. Resort will blame individual behavior.”